Libraries and librarians are known as promoters of intellectual freedom, but I was shocked to find this dangerous and subversive propaganda among my new books. Lunch Lady and the League of Librarians purports to be an account of the exploits of dubious superhero "Lunch Lady" as she defeats the evil League of Librarians.
The League of Librarians plans world domination (OK, that part makes sense.) by destroying all video games. They harness the power of books but are ultimately overpowered by Lunch Lady's Sonic Boom Juice Boxes.
Fear not, children. Many librarians have embraced or at least formed an uneasy peace with video games. Some actually host video game play in their own libraries!
I don't know who this Lunch Lady person is, but I am one librarian who would stake the power of books against anything the Lunch Lady can dish out!
For a more sympathetic portrayal of librarians (and there aren't many!), try Carlo and the Really Nice Librarian, The Boy Who Was Raised by Librarians, or Mind Your Manners, B. B. Wolf.