My Bio
I was born in Anchorage, AK to a band of outlaw Eskimos building a giant laser that they hoped would bring warmth and beach tourism to their frozen seaside town. After being taken away from Alaska by missionaries, I spent most of my youth in Indiana playing basketball, jamming forks into light sockets, and building “American Gladiators” style obstacle courses in my backyard. Today, I volunteer for the Youth Programs department of the YMCA when I'm not working in the Tech Center at Central Library. I hope to someday have someone name a sandwich after me.